Misheard lyrics II

Because I can't get used to the way Matthew Barlow pronounces "Charon".

The song is Dante's Inferno (what else?) by Iced Earth.
Enjoy a nice live video here, where you can also admire Mr Barlow's beautiful hair.

So:
Lyrics by Iced Earth.
Deliberatedly misheard by me.
Characters by Messer Durante degli Alighieri (except, of course, Sharon).